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Dogma – A Jay and Silent Bob Movie (Just With Angels)
The Bias I’ll be honest right off the bat, I’m biased. Kevin Smith can do no wrong in my book, and Dogma just proves it. It’s one of my favourite movies, full stop. The mix of philosophical debate, religious satire, and that distinct Smith dialogue hits exactly the right balance for me. It’s smart, stupid,
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One Battle After Another: Chaos, Carnage, and Commentary
First Impressions Going in, my partner and I checked the runtime and thought we were about to sit through some long snoozefest. Nearly three hours? That’s usually a red flag. But honestly, this movie was genuinely fucking entertaining. It kept me hooked from start to finish. Casting & Performances The casting was spot on. And
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Spinal Tap II – The End Continues (2025) – Legacy, Laughter, and Fuckery
The Feel I liked the feel of the movie, it really did feel like the first. They leaned into that same mockumentary awkwardness, the kind of humor that sneaks up on you rather than trying too hard. The comedy isn’t quite at the same level as the original, but that’s almost impossible anyway — it’s
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984) – Big Hair, Bigger Egos, and a touch of Herpes
Where the fuck do I even start with this classic? I’ve seen it about five times now, and honestly, the first watch didn’t click. I didn’t get the hype. So I gave it another go the very next day and it just… hit different. Plot Brief Shot as a mockumentary, the film follows the British
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Tenet (2020) – Nolan’s Big Brain Fuckery
Tenet was fun, yeah — but it didn’t hit anywhere near the level of Inception. Nolan clearly wanted to melt brains again, and while I was entertained, half the time I felt like I was being force-fed information and all I could think of was “fuck writing a review for this madness”. Plot / ConceptTime
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Eddington (2025) – Slow Start, But Worth the Ride
Eddington starts slower than a snail on sedatives. I legit thought I was in for two hours of cinematic torture, and I wasn’t alone—two poor bastards in my screening actually walked out 20 minutes in. At that point, I almost wished I’d joined them. The ShiftThen—bam—something happens. Something big. The whole damn tone and direction
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Weapons (2025) – Plot Hole Lane
Watching Weapons felt like taking your childhood BMX with no suspension down a road full of potholes—one bigger than the next. I came in expecting a thrilling story, and while the concept was interesting, the execution left me scratching my head more than once. Plot BriefThe movie follows multiple characters over the course of roughly
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